Betty White's best quotes show that Golden Girls still can bring plenty of laughs.  The actress is not your typical knitting a sweater kind of grandma.  Betty White's quotes are often about sex, sex and more sex.  When not addressing sex she is giving thanks to her many gay fans or just being funny as all heck.  Here are the top ten Betty White quotes and sayings.

 

Why sleep when you can just...

"Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks."

Betty White quote on why bears and mice don't have sex together

"All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode."

Betty White quote on your girlfriend

"That's not what your girlfriend says."

It's just a joke. Laugh already and stop taking everything so seriously.

"I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

Hosting SNL is all about the men. Unless there aren't any that day.

"I hope not. But if there isn't [any men], I'll hit on every member of the crew!

Betty White quote on if 88-year olds still have sex

"If one gets lucky I bet they do."

Quote on why she has so many gay fans

"Gays love old ladies."

Can you overdose on Betty White?

"It is very silly. You've had such an overdose of me lately. I'm thinking of going away for a while."

Older men are great, except for when they are all dead

"I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!"

Betty White quote on gay marriages

"I don't care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time — and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones — I think it's fine if they want to get married. I don't know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don't worry about other people so much."