The top ten Charles Barkley quotes on life, the NBA and people include some outrageously funny ones. Charles Barkley is a bit of an acquired taste. You either hate him or love him. The odd part is that the reasons for loving or hating Charles Barkley are the same. He is a total idiotic moron that can't keep his mouth shut and his opinion to himself. Personally, I think he is funny as all heck, even if he is an idiot. Some of the quotes that come out of his mouth are just plain ridiculous. Here are the top ten best Charles Barkley quotes.

In case you get confused by this one, Charles Barkley is not a role model

"I'm not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids."

Charles Barkley quote on character

"I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character."

Charles Barkley knows exactly why Jerry Krause is still the GM of the Chicago Bulls

"Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

Charles Barkley quote on getting recruited by Auburn University

"When I was recruited at Auburn [University], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

Charles Barkley quote on women that is sure to not help him gain some female fans

"I'd never buy my girl a watch. She's already got a clock over the stove."

On why he has never been in the governor's mansion in Alabama

"They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning."

Quote referring to Sam Cassell 's resemblence to E.T.

"Phone home."

They're all lies

"If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."

Funny quote on Wang ZhiZhi getting his shot blocked

"He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough."

Meet Charles Barkley, the newest member of the Ku Klux Klan

"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."