It shouldn't be a surprise that most of Dean Martin's quotes are funny ones. Dean Martin was a member of the famed "Rat Pack" and was one of the original crossover celebrities. He was famous for everything Hollywood, including his singing, acting and of course his funny quotes. His quotes cover his thoughts on drinking, kids, marriage and other celebrities. Dean Martin is one of those celebrities that will always live on through time. A man that legendary is just to hard to forget.

Here are the top 10 best Dean Martin quotes

On kids

"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'." ~ Dean Martin

"Sir, have you been drinking today" "What makes you think that officer." Did you see where that last putt went sir?"

"If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt." ~ Dean Martin

Hold on

" You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ~ Dean Martin

A backhanded compliment on Milton Berle

"Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent." ~ Dean Martin

On Phyllis Diller

"Phyllis is the women of about whom Picasso once said, "Somebody throw a drop cloth over that." ~ Dean Martin

On motivation

"Motivation is a lotta crap." ~ Dean Martin

On filing divroce from his second marriage

"I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman." ~ Dean Martin

On drinking

"I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk." ~ Dean Martin

On Frank Sinatra

"In high school, Frank never participated in extra-curricular activities, like nature study, paintings or ceramics. Frank`s hobby was a most interesting one: he was an amateur gynecologist." ~ Dean Martin

On Johnny Carson

"Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that`s why his last wife left him." ~ Dean Martin