Robert Pattinson's best quotes and sayings will shock the average Twilight fan. Although I find most of his quotes downright hilarious, lovers of Edward Cullen should beware. Pattinson's most popular quotations include his thoughts on his famous character, a crazy fan and his love for a certain actor. Just in case anybody actually remembers that he played a part in the Harry Potter series, he also had a few interesting things to say about his former co-stars. Here are Robert Pattinson's top ten best funny and serious quotes.

On crazy fans

"A mother recently gave me her baby and asked me: 'Can you please bite her head?'"

His thoughts on Edward Cullen in real life

"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn't a fictional character and you met him in reality, he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."

His favorite rumor about himself

"I like the story about me being pregnant. It was in some Australian magazine, on the front page! I was like, 'Wow, that's just [insane].' And it's not even ironic. I don't even think the article [tried to justify it]; it was just a headline. I am, yes. Yeah, it's in my armpit because I'm hiding it from everyone."

Cruel tricks

"[A fan] said, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like 'Um, just take your clothes off.' She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security."

Robert Pattinson quote on playing dress-up

"Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as 'Claudia!' Twelve was a turning point as I moved to a mixed school and then I became cool and discovered hair gel."

What actor he loves

"I aspire to be Jack Nicholson. I love his every single mannerism. I used to try and be him in virtually everything I did, I don`t know why."

On how he gets his hair just right

"Sometimes I just take my head out of my a$!"

Hatred for Edward Cullen

"When you read the [Twilight series], it's like saying 'Edward Cullen is so beautiful I creamed myself'. I mean every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do it. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year old virgin, so there's clearly some issues there."

Robert Pattinson vs. Daniel Radcliffe

"Er no, I think Dan could steal anyone from me. If I was a girl I would pick Dan!"

Quote on Rupert Grint and Emma Watson

"We had this bonding week at the begining and I did a lot of improvising with Rupert and he's really, like he's incredibly funny, but just as a real person, because he's funny in the film obviously, but he can do - he's like really versatile doing acting, and Emma as well, she can just, she just does it, she's an actress, she always has been and she's just incredibly intelligent young person."