When it comes to Tom Cruise quotes everybody instantly thinks about when he confessed his love for Katie Holmes by repeatedly jumping on a couch. Not that, he did that on one of the biggest shows on all of TV or anything like that. Although some of his best quotations are about love and Katie Holmes he has a few other pretty entertaining sayings also. Cruise has some pretty funny quotes. I'm just not sure if he meant for all of them to be that way. Some of his funniest quotes are actually on how upset he can get if you disagree with him. Don't worry Tom, we all love Scientology.  Here are Tom Cruise's top ten best quotes so far. Most of which will give you a smirk.

So I don't get. You're what?

"I'm in love! I'm in love. I can't be cool. I can't be laid-back. Something happened and I want to celebrate it."

His love for Katie Holmes

"I'm not going to hide it. I am so happy and I am not going to pretend or hide it or be shy. This woman is magnificent! I got to tell ya', this woman is magnificent and I'm having the best time... and I'm really, really, really happy. And I can't contain it. And I'm not going to pretend. I'm not going to pretend." 

Tom Cruise quote on Scientology

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f*ck you. Really. F*ck you. Period." 

Quote on women

"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do."

About being topless on Vanity Fair cover

"I don`t drink but I had a beer that night and they only did one setup like that. I`m a cheap date. What can I say?"

Tom Cruise on growing up

"Because I grew up in so many different places, I was used to rumors [about me]. You know, I didn`t have the right shoes, I didn`t have the right clothes. I even had the wrong accent."

Tom Cruise's advice to young actors

"The thing about filmmaking is I give it everything, that`s why I work so hard. I always tell young actors to take charge. It`s not that hard. Sign your own checks, be responsible."

To everything, there is an end

"Nothing ends nicely, that`s why it ends."

Did he say "was?"

"I love kids. I was a kid myself, once."

Talk is cheap

"Talk is over-rated as a means of settling disputes."